I was reading something about T-shirts and followed a link to a review of a T-shirt with 3 wolves on the front on Amazon. The sad thing is, I used to have this shirt as a kid, I think it was a gift but I did wear it.. I had no idea it possessed this kind of magic. You can read the review below.

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

One would be sorely, SORELY mistaken.

It is amazing the amount of pain just slowly moving an extremity will inflict on the body. The strain and extended time of stress just lifting an arm or leg and moving it back and forth will cause…

15 minutes of Pilates yesterday, and I still feel the burning…

I commend thee, regulars of the pain of Pilates, men and women alike.

As I was driving, I saw a guy standing on the side of the road watching traffic. He had an orange vest on, and his Incident Response vehicle was parked a few yards away on the shoulder but I didnt quite realize what he was doing and when I did, I was pretty scared for the guy.

He was watching traffic so he could find a gap in the cars and run out to get a piece of tire that was in the road. I watched him in my rear view mirror gauge traffic, then sprint across two lanes of traffic, grab the tire and sprint back. He made it look pretty easy, but I was sweatin’ for the guy.

Then I realized how much I love my line of work, desoured and went on my way. I dont have to worry about death on a daily basis. Can you imagine of that man had tripped, or didnt gauge the traffic properly? That orange vest wouldnt have saved him…

I salute you, traffic workers

I am not sorry that I said I hate them but I am sorry you actually use one, poor thing…

I have been using WordPress 2.8 beta since it was announced a month or so ago and I think there are some major and very awesome changes. Now that the final release is out, it’s more stable than the beta so thats nice too.

The changes I like:

• The theme section is much better.
• The code editor is a step in the right direction, hugely improving on the older one, but it still sucks.
• It does seem to respond faster.

There is more stuff in this new version, but I am not gona get into them. Check them out here http://wordpress.org/development/2009/06/wordpress-28/

and if you are still using blogger, at very least, foot the $7 a year and buy a domain name!

Some of you even thought that I was worthy of subscribing to..I can’t say that I agree with you but hey, thanks!

Stick around, I may get on the ball here soon and get some new stuff up.