Posts Tagged ‘crap’

Hacker Manifesto

Monday, July 13th, 2009

I stumbled upon this site with the hacker manifesto by “The Mentor”. “The Mentor” was a hacker by the name of Loyd Blankenship, arrested back in 1986 for hacking. I really liked this piece and was disappointed/surprised in myself for never having read it before ;)

by
+++The Mentor+++
Written January 8, 1986

Another one got caught today, it’s all over the papers. “Teenager Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal”, “Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering”…

Damn kids. They’re all alike.

But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950′s technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker? Did you ever wonder what made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?

I am a hacker, enter my world…

Mine is a world that begins with school… I’m smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me…

Damn underachiever. They’re all alike.

I’m in junior high or high school. I’ve listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. “No, Ms. Smith, I didn’t show my work. I did it in my head…”

Damn kid. Probably copied it. They’re all alike.

I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it’s because I screwed it up. Not because it doesn’t like me… Or feels threatened by me.. Or thinks I’m a smart ass.. Or doesn’t like teaching and shouldn’t be here…

Damn kid. All he does is play games. They’re all alike.

And then it happened… a door opened to a world… rushing through the phone line like heroin through an addict’s veins, an electronic pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought… a board is found. “This is it… this is where I belong…” I know everyone here… even if I’ve never met them, never talked to them, may never hear from them again… I know you all…

Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They’re all alike…

You bet your ass we’re all alike… we’ve been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak… the bits of meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We’ve been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us willing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.

This is our world now… the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn’t run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore… and you call us criminals. We seek after knowledge… and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias… and you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it’s for our own good, yet we’re the criminals.

Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for.

I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can’t stop us all… after all, we’re all alike.

Burn after reading?

Saturday, June 6th, 2009

I occasionally sit down and watch a movie. I decided I would check out Burn After Reading, it’s supposed to be funny right?

What a piece of crap that was. I wish I had the last 96 minutes of my life back. Actually I sat there for nearly a half hour after the movie ended trying to figure out what I had just watched….was that really the best they could come up with??

The movie has an all-star cast. They got the media proclaimed two sexiest men alive in there, Clooney and Pitt, and that is the best they could come up with?

It starts off pretty clever, some guy gets fired from the CIA and decides to write a book about all that he saw there during his years..that was about the first 5 minutes (and 50 F-bombs), and it was downhill from there…

They have me following some chick who wants plastic surgery cos shes getting old and saggy, she meets a bunch of losers through online dating companies and is completely miserable…that just got me depressed…

Then they have Brad Pitt acting like some gender confused airhead in his 20′s. Sorry, Brad Pitt can not pull off an acting role for a guy in his early 20′s, hes getting old!

I wont even get into Clooney’s character or that old guy from the gym. What a pathetic excuse for a film, made out to be a comedy when really its just some sad story with a dull ending and no one should have had to ever watch it.

So I give it two thumbs down, if you didn’t catch that already. Enjoy your evening..